My Last Few Days.....

Thursday May 12 12:53 AM - a little body is next to my bed " mom, I puked"
In a daze, I told him just to crawl into bed with me. 
1:57 AM "mom - LOOK OUT!!" and with that, Ty was out of bed ready to blow and just about made it to the toilet.
Now into the spare room he goes.  At that point, I decide I better look at his room and see what I will face in the morning.
Not good, lots of red, I better clean it now so the stains are not so bad.
This begins my laundry marathon.
Vomiting goes through the night into the morning. He stays home from School Thursday and Friday.
Saturday - A great Day!  Rained all day but we did some shopping and had a great day!
Kids go to bed, Marty and I have a few beers, relax in the hot tub and go to bed.
1:12 AM Marty flies out of the bed and into the bathroom, as if Haley Berry was just getting out of our shower and needed help drying off.  His LOUD puking and moaning continues all night and into Sunday morning.
Washing towels, sheets and cleaning bathrooms resumes.
Monday May 16 - wonderful day!  Back to work and school for all and WOW is my house clean!!!
Monday 5:46 PM - I was getting ready for YOGA class when I hear the weak voice of an almost 13 year old moan out for his mother which only means one of 2 things : he has just thrown up, or hes playing a joke on me. 
I run down the steps like wonder women, and looking into the bathroom I see what can only be described as a crime scene.
" I am sorry I did not make it to the toilet" he moans, holding his gut like he has just lost a boxing match.
Monday 5:48 PM - door bell rings - I go back upstairs to see who is there to visit, and I tell the 3 cute little kids they can't come in unless they have a bio-hazard suit to put on.  I go back downstairs to begin cleaning yet another bathroom only to find our loving miniature dachshund eating Jed's more-than-chunky-barf like she has not had a good meal her whole life.
Now I am pissed.
Jed continues to be sick all night, so more laundry I do.
Tuesday May 17th - Ty turns 10!!!  Jed stays home and is in bed all day.  Ty is off to school with his RED Licorice in hand, one pack for each class mate. (remember this detail as it is important later)
Jed sleeps all day but it looks like the vomiting is all done at the Fahey home! YEAH!
5:30 Ty reports to baseball - after 3 HOURS - Yep game ended at 8:40 we head home and all go to bed.
Wednesday May 18 7:15am I wake up and as usual, go to wake up kids. I walk into Ty's oh so clean room (I had totally cleaned it for him as a birthday gift!! Yep Mom of the year is lookin' good for me!!!)
Thinking I was sleepwalking during the worst nightmare, I close the door and go get a drink of water.
I return to his room, slowly open the door, and gasp at the sight of yet ANOTHER pile of barf.  Full of red chunks. 
I call the school line, excuse both kids, and you guessed it, started another load of sheets.
12:35 pm - Here I sit with my lunch at work (Marty has they day off and had to deal with the clean up of this one, as I felt like I would end up in St. Peter if I had to do it again) and thought I'd share my last few days with my friends.
Moral of the story?
Not a thing. Just the facts.

Have a happy PUKE free day!!!
Lisa